• fries
    Everyday Comedy


    *Husband pulls up to Chick-Fil-A the drive-thru* H: Do you know what you want? W: *decisive face* Yes. H: *facing the speaker* “Hi, we’ll have [his order] and –” *turns to W* W: A spicy southwest salad. H: *faces the speaker* “A spicy southwest salad –” *turns to W* W: And large waffles fries. H: *PAUSES. Slowly faces the speaker* “And large waffle fries.” *turns to W* W: Thank you. *cheesy smile*

  • Everyday Comedy


    *Husband walks over to Wife to hug her* H: You smell like onions. W: *sad face* What? I showered… H: Maybe it’s the salad… *moves and points to to the salad at the table.* W: I know I ran two miles but I even showered with the paradise bodywash. H: I said it was the salad. W: There’s a lot of paradise here… *points up and down to self*