
Fries
*Husband pulls up to Chick-Fil-A the drive-thru*
H: Do you know what you want?
W: *decisive face* Yes.
H: *facing the speaker* “Hi, we’ll have [his order] and –” *turns to W*
W: A spicy southwest salad.
H: *faces the speaker* “A spicy southwest salad –” *turns to W*
W: And large waffles fries.
H: *PAUSES. Slowly faces the speaker* “And large waffle fries.” *turns to W*
W: Thank you. *cheesy smile*

