• fries
    Everyday Comedy


    *Husband pulls up to Chick-Fil-A the drive-thru* H: Do you know what you want? W: *decisive face* Yes. H: *facing the speaker* “Hi, we’ll have [his order] and –” *turns to W* W: A spicy southwest salad. H: *faces the speaker* “A spicy southwest salad –” *turns to W* W: And large waffles fries. H: *PAUSES. Slowly faces the speaker* “And large waffle fries.” *turns to W* W: Thank you. *cheesy smile*