“Everyday Comedy” is a series on the little things in life that make us laugh. Dear Self: 3 Rules To Follow at Midnight Refrain from inspecting the fridge for new or overlooked items. Don’t buy food that’s $5 or less from the bakery or deli section (you already ate). Compose all text (e.g., complaints, congrats, […]
Everyday Comedy
Paypal
W: Hey look! H: What? *looks around* W: I updated my papal. Want to try it out? Here, I’ll charge you and you can pay me. H: *hahaha*
Fries
*Husband pulls up to Chick-Fil-A the drive-thru* H: Do you know what you want? W: *decisive face* Yes. H: *facing the speaker* “Hi, we’ll have [his order] and –” *turns to W* W: A spicy southwest salad. H: *faces the speaker* “A spicy southwest salad –” *turns to W* W: And large waffles fries. H: […]
Paradise
*Husband walks over to Wife to hug her* H: You smell like onions. W: *sad face* What? I showered… H: Maybe it’s the salad… *moves and points to to the salad at the table.* W: I know I ran two miles but I even showered with the paradise bodywash. H: I said it was the […]
My first rapid pick up
I was cleaning out some paperwork (as usual) and I came across a folded piece of paper. It was a print out of a rapid pick up order at a local Panera. May 2015…. Then I remembered. This was the first time that I placed a “rapid pick up order”, so I printed out my […]