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Dear Self: 3 Rules To Follow at Midnight

December 9, 2020 By Tracy A

3 rules to follow at midnight

“Everyday Comedy” is a series on the little things in life that make us laugh. Dear Self: 3 Rules To Follow at Midnight Refrain from inspecting the fridge for new or overlooked items. Don’t buy food that’s $5 or less from the bakery or deli section (you already ate). Compose all text (e.g., complaints, congrats,…

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Filed Under: Everyday Comedy Tagged With: comedy, everyday comedy, funny, funny stories, funny story, funny thoughts, random thoughts, silly

Paypal

December 23, 2016 By Tracy A

paypal

W: Hey look! H: What? *looks around* W: I updated my papal. Want to try it out?      Here, I’ll charge you and you can pay me. H: *hahaha*

Filed Under: Everyday Comedy Tagged With: ask for the sale, money, paypal

Fries

December 16, 2016 By Tracy A

fries

*Husband pulls up to Chick-Fil-A the drive-thru* H: Do you know what you want? W: *decisive face* Yes. H: *facing the speaker* “Hi, we’ll have [his order] and –” *turns to W* W: A spicy southwest salad. H: *faces the speaker* “A spicy southwest salad –” *turns to W* W: And large waffles fries. H:…

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Filed Under: Everyday Comedy Tagged With: fries, husband, marriage conversations, salads, wife

Paradise

December 7, 2016 By Tracy A

*Husband walks over to Wife to hug her* H: You smell like onions. W: *sad face* What? I showered… H: Maybe it’s the salad… *moves and points to to the salad at the table.* W: I know I ran two miles but I even showered with the paradise bodywash. H: I said it was the…

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Filed Under: Everyday Comedy Tagged With: husband, wife

My first rapid pick up

November 11, 2016 By Tracy A

I was cleaning out some paperwork (as usual) and I came across a folded piece of paper. It was a print out of a rapid pick up order at a local Panera. May 2015…. Then I remembered. This was the first time that I placed a “rapid pick up order”, so I printed out my…

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Filed Under: Everyday Comedy, Observations

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To this day, I remember my first computer/typing class lesson in middle school. There’s three ways to do everything (on the computer), she said and proved her statement. While I already used a computer (clumsily), the concept of multiple ways intentionally built-in computers to complete one action was baffling. Why do we need more than one…

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