W: Hey look! H: What? *looks around* W: I updated my papal. Want to try it out? Here, I’ll charge you and you can pay me. H: *hahaha* ...
Everyday Comedy
Fries
*Husband pulls up to Chick-Fil-A the drive-thru* H: Do you know what you want? W: *decisive face* Yes. H: *facing the speaker* "Hi, we'll have [his order] and --" *turns to W* W: A spicy southwest salad. H: *faces the speaker* "A spicy ...
Paradise
*Husband walks over to Wife to hug her* H: You smell like onions. W: *sad face* What? I showered... H: Maybe it's the salad... *moves and points to to the salad at the table.* W: I know I ran two miles but I even showered with the ...
My first rapid pick up
I was cleaning out some paperwork (as usual) and I came across a folded piece of paper. It was a print out of a rapid pick up order at a local Panera. May 2015.... Then I remembered. This was the first time that I placed a "rapid pick up order", ...