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    Everyday Comedy

    Dear Self: 3 Rules To Follow at Midnight

    “Everyday Comedy” is a series on the little things in life that make us laugh. Dear Self: 3 Rules To Follow at Midnight Refrain from inspecting the fridge for new or overlooked items. Don’t buy food that’s $5 or less from the bakery or deli section (you already ate). Compose all text (e.g., complaints, congrats, emails, or follow-ups) in a note app or on paper. Don’t send. 3 Creative Solutions on How To Follow the Rules Above Take a photo of the inside of your fridge to keep nearby. Place a $1 label on two or four food items on your kitchen counter. Shop there first. Print and tape your…

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    Dear Diary, Day 14

    I installed my Dark, Edgy, Slick Introspective WP theme. Looks way cool. However, I played with the layout for too long last night. I didn’t sleep, just went straight to work. My dream is coming to life. I also signed up for another course: Blogging 101. I’ve already taken Blogging 202 but I was missing the fundamentals. This should be interesting. My first assignment: write 100 words about anything. I wrote about needing a pen pal.     You’ve just finished reading another diary entry of Subbie. If you can relate or like the story, leave a comment below. Feel free to share check back every day for new entries. 🙂

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    Dear Diary, Day 12

    Updated List, with items crossed off: Start a blog Do the dishes Buy new shoes Buy expensive WP plugin Finish grammar course (disregard) Now for my reward, chips. *munches* Oh crap, I forgot to come back and finish my entry from yesterday.   You’ve just finished reading another diary entry of Subbie. If you can relate or like the story, leave a comment below. Feel free to share check back every day for new entries. 🙂

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    Dear Diary, Day 11

    I lost the password to my grammar course. I don’t think I’m getting as much out of the course as I thought I would. They wanted me to edit and rewrite stuff I’ve written. I’m ok with moving on. *turns head up and to the right* My WordPress theme community is a whole different story. This is going well and it’s a very active group. I get the most likes out of everyone on comments. They get me.   You’ve just finished reading another diary entry of Subbie. If you can relate or like the story, leave a comment below. Feel free to share check back every day for new entries. 🙂

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    Dear Diary, Day 10

    10 days!!! Woo! 10 days of diary entries. Ohhhh yeah! Who’s the next … big blogger…. this gal. *point to herself* *Break to eat because as soon as I started typing I got hungry.* This sandwich is delicious. Can’t believe I’ve lived without spicy mustard this far into my life. It really does change a meal. Ok, now where was I? Oh yes, 10 days of journal entries. I’m very excited because that means that I’m starting to be consistent at something. I don’t have any blog posts up yet, but hey, we have to start somewhere.   You’ve just finished reading another diary entry of Subbie. If you can relate…

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