“Everyday Comedy” is a series on the little things in life that make us laugh. Dear Self: 3 Rules To Follow at Midnight Refrain from inspecting the fridge for new or overlooked items. Don’t buy food that’s $5 or less from the bakery or deli section (you already ate). Compose all text (e.g., complaints, congrats,…
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Dear Diary, Day 14
I installed my Dark, Edgy, Slick Introspective WP theme. Looks way cool. However, I played with the layout for too long last night. I didn’t sleep, just went straight to work. My dream is coming to life. I also signed up for another course: Blogging 101. I’ve already taken Blogging 202 but I was missing…
Dear Diary, Day 12
Updated List, with items crossed off: Start a blog Do the dishes Buy new shoes Buy expensive WP plugin Finish grammar course (disregard) Now for my reward, chips. *munches* Oh crap, I forgot to come back and finish my entry from yesterday. You’ve just finished reading another diary entry of Subbie. If you can relate or…
Dear Diary, Day 11
I lost the password to my grammar course. I don’t think I’m getting as much out of the course as I thought I would. They wanted me to edit and rewrite stuff I’ve written. I’m ok with moving on. *turns head up and to the right* My WordPress theme community is a whole different story….
Dear Diary, Day 10
10 days!!! Woo! 10 days of diary entries. Ohhhh yeah! Who’s the next … big blogger…. this gal. *point to herself* *Break to eat because as soon as I started typing I got hungry.* This sandwich is delicious. Can’t believe I’ve lived without spicy mustard this far into my life. It really does change a…
Dear Diary, Day 09
I started a list! Here it is: Start a blog Do the dishes Buy new shoes Buy expensive WordPress plugin Finish grammar course. *6 hours later* I lost the hard copy of my list. *taps right temple twice and smirks* Good thing I wrote it here; in this diary. Because I’m pretty smart. You’ve…