“Everyday Comedy” is a series on the little things in life that make us laugh. Dear Self: 3 Rules To Follow at Midnight Refrain from inspecting the fridge for new or overlooked items. Don’t buy food that’s $5 or less from the bakery or deli section (you already ate). Compose all text (e.g., complaints, congrats, emails, or follow-ups) in a note app or on paper. Don’t send. 3 Creative Solutions on How To Follow the Rules Above Take a photo of the inside of your fridge to keep nearby. Place a $1 label on two or four food items on your kitchen counter. Shop there first. Print and tape your…