Everyday Comedy
funny stories from everyday life
Run errands after hours with me: Early December 2024 vlog
In this video log (vlog), I share about some recent insights, a quicky website filled with dry-humor, and my clear inability to record myself while driving. Links and resources mentioned Mastering the art of running errands after work: Tips for efficiency and safety For many people, running errands after work or typical business hours is a necessary part of life. Whether it’s picking up groceries, shopping for the best sour apples, or utilizing store pickup services, managing these tasks efficiently can be a challenge. In this article, we’ll explore the major reasons for running errands after work and provide strategies for overcoming any issues along the way, including tips for…
Dear Self: 3 Rules To Follow at Midnight
“Everyday Comedy” is a series on the little things in life that make us laugh. Dear Self: 3 Rules To Follow at Midnight Refrain from inspecting the fridge for new or overlooked items. Don’t buy food that’s $5 or less from the bakery or deli section (you already ate). Compose all text (e.g., complaints, congrats, emails, or follow-ups) in a note app or on paper. Don’t send. 3 Creative Solutions on How To Follow the Rules Above Take a photo of the inside of your fridge to keep nearby. Place a $1 label on two or four food items on your kitchen counter. Shop there first. Print and tape your…
Paypal
W: Hey look! H: What? *looks around* W: I updated my papal. Want to try it out? Here, I’ll charge you and you can pay me. H: *hahaha*
Fries
*Husband pulls up to Chick-Fil-A the drive-thru* H: Do you know what you want? W: *decisive face* Yes. H: *facing the speaker* “Hi, we’ll have [his order] and –” *turns to W* W: A spicy southwest salad. H: *faces the speaker* “A spicy southwest salad –” *turns to W* W: And large waffles fries. H: *PAUSES. Slowly faces the speaker* “And large waffle fries.” *turns to W* W: Thank you. *cheesy smile*
Paradise
*Husband walks over to Wife to hug her* H: You smell like onions. W: *sad face* What? I showered… H: Maybe it’s the salad… *moves and points to to the salad at the table.* W: I know I ran two miles but I even showered with the paradise bodywash. H: I said it was the salad. W: There’s a lot of paradise here… *points up and down to self*
