I don’t like domain return policies. I’m now stuck with this himynameissubby.com That’s the 3rd domain I’ve bought this year. I’m not listing them here because they’re still inactive and I don’t really want them. I have to stop waiting for the current owner of my domain name to crack. She keeps ignoring my emails but seems to be doing well with her water bottles. I could have been famous. That could have been my domain. People could be buying water bottles from me! Well, no matter. This ship moves forward. *Pretends to put a captain’s hat on, tilts her her up and to the right, and squints up* I will…